WINNING!
My new catch phrase.
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, “Ah, you’re an engineer - You’re in the wrong place.”
Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they’ve got…
Don’t waste your time on me, you’re already a voice inside my head.
- blink-182
My new catch phrase.
(Source: shruggin)
(Source: harrza)
Shit just got real fast didn’t it?
BUT WOMEN WERE MADE TO BE SUBSERVIENT TO MEN. THEY BELONG TO MEN.
(Source: atheistme)
(Source: finnicksbutt)
This is Me and Wislande, respectively. She makes me life so much better… I don’t know what I would do without her